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Pictures:(for those with short attention spans! hehe) Funny Pictures Games For Blondes Caption Contest **Poll** | This wiki is dedicated to all those funny people out there on Elftown. Yes, that includes the funny looking ones. OMG that was so lame...*rolls eyes* Anyway, moving on!! This wiki is open to any and all contirbutions of jokes, but please make sure they're funny ones. People that submit lame jokes will be shunned for the rest of eternity!! And then some!!! *evil laugh*....*cle And btw, if you want credit for something you submit add this: Submitted by:[whatever your username is]. The first ones on the pages are put up by me. When more people start joining I'll sign my sn after jokes I've submitted, I suggest you do the same! ^_^ -[PixieStickChick] The Links: The Jokers (member list) Rules: JoE Rules Banners JoE Banners Wanna see The Jokers Hall of Fame Or perhaps The Jokers Hall of Shame |
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: I WANT TO JOIN!!! I'M A JOKER!!!!!!!!!
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: well when the time hits me right, which is about all the time..........>>.......
2004-10-20 [PixieStickChick]: then go adds yourself to the member list XD
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: oooooooooooooo
2004-10-20 [PixieStickChick]: *me confused* .....
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: Don't ask......>>........
2004-10-20 [PixieStickChick]: Ok, I won't
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-10-20 [iippo]: oh there's a member list?
2004-10-20 [PixieStickChick]: Yup! Jokers
2004-10-20 [Leelo]: lol
2004-11-02 [PixieStickChick]: Lookie lookie! There's a caption now!! lol
2004-11-02 [Leelo]: cool
2004-11-02 [iippo]: what is a caption?
2004-11-02 [Leelo]: wow theres these hot guys here fixin the pc's
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: I meant that there was a pic in the caption conest now. Stupid typos lol
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol awesome
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: yupperdoodles
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol gotta love it when your mind is going faster than your fingers and you make so mant typos that when you read it you laugh really hard lol
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: that happens to me all the time!! If I were to enter what I really write before I fix all my typos no one would ever understand wtf I am saying! lol
2004-11-04 [iippo]: Hmmm *is the only one who avoids typos till the end of time* I hate being impunctual.
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol yeah same here heh I sit and laugh my head off over my typos lol
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: I hate typos!! And people who don't write in complete sentences!! *shivers*
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol hehehehee.....
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: Well it's not so much the non-complete sentences that bugs me, it's the grammar
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol Alright
2004-11-04 [iippo]: Ah! You are the same snobs online as me and a lot of people I know in different places... A lesson in spelling
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: heh I'm a snob?
2004-11-04 [iippo]: It's allright. A lot of people are. At least [windowframe] and [Kayne] and [Aradon Templar]... they are the key-snobs in ET
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: I'm friends with Templar and I can tell you he's a snob, but I'm not a snob.
2004-11-04 [iippo]: Templar is awesome. there is no need to be ashamed of being a snob. It is healthy to think highly of yourself. Good selfesteem will get you far in life. But if you stop and ask once and a while, you get more goodies...
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: How did we get on snobs anyways? And no I never think highly of myself, I think highly of others.
2004-11-04 [iippo]: We got there by me letting you know that you are those.
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: How'd you get I am a snob?
2004-11-04 [iippo]: From the "hating-typos-
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: huh? I was saying I hated my typos der der. I never said I hated people who made typos.
2004-11-04 [iippo]: ok ok. *cough cough* you're still a snob *cough cough* =D
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: Ummm no I'm not a snob.
2004-11-04 [iippo]: Don't worry about it, you are taking it too seriously. It is not a negative word! You are in the elite.
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: Ummm no I'm not taking it seriosly I just don't understand why I am being called a snob when I've done nothing. And when i don't really knwo what you mean by me being a snob. I'm just confused right now
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: Ok, snob conversation ends here.....I'm as confused as snickerdoodle but whatever
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: lol alright So what's new?
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: I'm trying to find something that can slash tires
2004-11-04 [Leelo]: hmmm A chain saw? Kniffe? GUN!!!! SWORD!!!!!
2004-11-04 [PixieStickChick]: Something inconspicuous (is that how it's spelled?) would be nice
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: Hmmmm a pin? Dagger? Ummmmm -.-'......can!
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: I'd love to use a chainsaw but I might go a bit nutters with it
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: hmmm I would too lol *goes chain saw crazy* MUHAHAAHAHAHHH
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *stares at snickerdoodle* That looks like fun!!! NO!! Fight the urge!!
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: MUHAHAHAHAAHAH
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *inches closer to a nearby chainsaw*
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: MUHAHAHAAHAHAH
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *runs and grabs the chainsaw* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: MUAHHAAHAHHAHA
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *cuts down random things with her chainsaw* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: MUHAHAHAHAHHAA
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *points* Ug! Look car!! Must get car!!! *runs at the car screaming*
2004-11-05 [iippo]: *sits in the corner patiently waiting this al to end*
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: *is still running at you screaing as well* MUUHAHAHAHAAHH
2004-11-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: yeech... I'm glad a Bob's Diner hasn't been attacked by a chainsaw murderer yet...
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
2004-11-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: uh... one... two... three... four... five... yup! five chickens!
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: *starts up chainsaw* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: Actually Garfield the parts of people that we dismember can be added to the menu at Bob's Diner
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *sees someone walking by and runs after him with her chainsaw* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
2004-11-05 [Leelo]: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-11-05 [PixieStickChick]: *'accidentaly' cuts a guys head off* Oops! *evil grin* Hey Garfield want the head?
2004-11-06 [Leelo]: OOOOOOOOOO I WANSTS IT!!!!!!!!!!! *chains saws head into little tiny tinny pieces* MUHEHEHEWHWHWH
2004-11-06 [PixieStickChick]: Hmm, that looks yummy!! *runs to find someone else to behead* MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
2004-11-06 [Leelo]: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-11-06 [iippo]: *reads 'The lives and legends of the Marx Brothers in the corner*
2004-11-06 [Leelo]: hmmmmmmmmmmmk.
2004-11-07 [iippo]: *peeks behind book* Is the n00bischness over with the chainsaws?
2004-11-07 [Leelo]: NEVER!!!!!!!!!
2004-11-07 [iippo]: *reads a bit more*
2004-11-07 [Leelo]: MUHAHAHAAHAHAH
2004-11-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: ooo... I've read that book! *hides*
2004-11-08 [Leelo]: *runs after some random dude with chainsaw and chainsaws his head to bits* MUUUUUUUUUUUUU
2004-11-08 [iippo]: Garfield!!! have you really read???
2004-11-08 [Leelo]: hmmm everyone reads at some point in their life...
2004-11-08 [iippo]: oh, i thought you meant you have read 'life and times of the marx brothers' *shows book that she is reading*
2004-11-08 [Leelo]: cool what's it about?
2004-11-08 [iippo]: euhm... the marx brothers. and their lives. and the stuff they did...
2004-11-08 [Leelo]: cool cool
2004-11-08 [Sagacious Turkey]: yup! part of it anyway... like 3 years ago...
2004-11-08 [Leelo]: cool
2004-11-09 [iippo]: awesome.
2004-11-09 [Leelo]: lol
2004-11-11 [PixieStickChick]: Poll: JoE Polls Please vote! ^_^
2004-11-12 [PixieStickChick]: *NEW* Smart Blonde Jokes
2004-11-12 [Leelo]: lol
2005-07-27 [Dorkmuncher]: Can I be nominated on this wiki as the Resident Jester and All-Around Wierd GUY?!! PLEASE?!
2005-07-27 [Leelo]: o.O
2005-07-27 [Dorkmuncher]: PLease?!
2005-07-27 [Leelo]: I don't know I've not been in this wiki for ages
2005-07-27 [ally]: *nominates* (why am I here?)
2005-07-27 [Dorkmuncher]: I'll have to talk to pixiestixchick
2005-07-27 [Leelo]: I haven't here lately, mainly cause I've not had the time and I rarely log into messenger :)
2005-07-27 [iippo]: ally is here!!
2005-07-27 [ally]: Yesh! ^____^ *must have found a link on your page....
2005-12-11 [T_Pop]: um... who do we message to nominate someone for the Jokers Hall of Fame???
2005-12-11 [M_Sinner]: [PixieStickChick]... who consequently hasn't been on in 24 days.
2005-12-11 [iippo]: I suppose it doesn't work by nomination that much, more like as "who has submitted a lot of funny jokes to here" or something like that. O_o
2005-12-11 [M_Sinner]: Lol. I suppose that might be it. The wiki says to send her a message, but I guess we'll all find out in good time.
2005-12-11 [Love . Riot . Kaboom]: Bryan......... hi..........
2005-12-12 [T_Pop]: dang... and i wanted to nominate someone lmfao
2005-12-12 [M_Sinner]: Follow the rules. Lol. Message the girl. [PixieStickChick]
2005-12-12 [T_Pop]: ok
2005-12-20 [M_Sinner]: We need to make this wiki MORE F*&^ING ACTIVE!!!!!!!!
2005-12-26 [T_Pop]: YA!!!!!... HOW?!?!?
2005-12-26 [M_Sinner]: I HAVE NO IDEA!!! BUT ISN'T TYPING WITH ALL CAPS FUN?
2005-12-26 [T_Pop]: YES IT IS!!! lmfao
2005-12-27 [iippo]: ...everybody shouts at me again *curls into a ball and shivers* And make it active sillyheads by putting jokes into the pages.
2005-12-27 [M_Sinner]: well we DID that already... I mena that we have to get more people involved on here (thus getting more jokes on the pages, etc...)
2005-12-28 [T_Pop]: hhmmm... we could try the fun with lodgic thing... or maybe the pilot complain sheet thing
2006-01-01 [T_Pop]: Happy New Year!!!
2006-01-05 [NiceGuy213]: ok. can I get in on this?
2006-01-05 [T_Pop]: yes... ask someone who know's how though if you need help (im unforchantly not one of them) lol
2006-01-06 [iippo]: Just keep adding jokes and reading them and you will be "in on this". What's with the obsession on having a name in some list?
2006-01-06 [NiceGuy213]: I don't have an "obsession" with having my name on a list. I could really give a fuck less if it was on the list. I just had an idea of a new position, called the "Jokers of Elftown" and the council told me to come here.
2006-01-21 [PixieStickChick]: what I miss? *shifty eyes*
2006-07-07 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...*picks nose*...
2006-07-07 [T_Pop]: *tosses smoke garnade in middle of group and runs like mad* ... ... ... dang... forgot to light it lmao
2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...don't worry! I'll do it for you!
2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: *lights it* ...MY EYES!!
2006-07-08 [nokaredes]: *lurks in the shadows*
2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...What the?! ...who put those shadows there?!
2006-07-08 [nokaredes]: Me! ...otherwise, people'd see me...
2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...I see! ...or... I would, if someone hadn't put a bunch of shadows everywhere!
2006-07-08 [nokaredes]: ...there's only a few shadows! ...unless, someone has some sort of "objection" to that?
2006-07-08 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: ...well... that Lawyer...
2006-07-09 [T_Pop]: *turns on flash light and points it at shadows*... cool! it can stop light completely. i want some of those shadows instead of the ones i have *gives disapointed look at his own shadows* lmao
2006-07-09 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: My shadow keeps harassing me... *shadow looks up, "Hey, fatty! Lose some weight!"* ...*sobsob*...
2006-07-09 [T_Pop]: *points flashlight at harassing shadows* HA! lol
2006-07-09 [Thε ßαd Turkεy]: *it hisses*
2006-07-09 [T_Pop]: oooooooooooooo
2006-07-10 [nokaredes]: P?
2006-07-11 [T_Pop]: um... B?
2006-07-11 [nokaredes]: ...somebody doesn't know their alphabet... >_>
2006-07-11 [T_Pop]: wait... it starts with "Q" right??? um... or was it "O"?... hhmm... I GOT IT!!! ITS "D"!!! yay!!! i'm smart *has proud look on face* roflmao
2006-08-19 [PixieStickChick]: Oh my.
2007-08-22 [Ukia]: *wanders in* *looks around* How very truly sad. *sighs* More cobwebs from lack of use . . .
2007-09-03 [bluefarie]: yeah, tends to happens from time to time...
2008-12-06 [Hedda]: New layout. It didn't become as good as I thought, but it makes sense to have the joke-page links in the beginning.
2009-01-28 [Ukia]: No, no, the cobwebs on the ceiling get caught on people's hair as they wander by, thus wandering out of the wiki. Who's cobwebb?
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